reblog if you are STEVEBUCKY TRASH and also a NERD who loves DRAGONS

(Source: peachdoxie)

modestmgmtofficial:

everything’s so funny when u use the wrong measurement:

  • 5 gallons of homework
  • mouthful of lint
  • 20 degrees of facial oil
  • 7 pints of china
  • handful of fergi
  • 60 mph of dad

kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails
spiritleaf:

A deer that catches stars in its antlers

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole